Dirty Little Secret (Re-Did)

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Here's the secret's since they are sort of hard to read...

1. I illegally download porn off the internet.
2. I blame my clumsiness on an undiagnosed brain tumor, but really, I'm just a klutz.
3. Bert is my personal jesus.
4. I gave my friend pink eye by pooping on his pillow.
5. I steal my neighbor's cable.
6. My best friend is a talking panda named Ming-Ming.
7. When I drink pop, I get fizzy gas.
8. In my spare time I am a gangster.
9. I can't cut flowers out of paper.
10. If I'm smiling at you, it's not for a good reason.
11. I enjoy ruining the ends of Harry Potter books.
12. TO pick up chicks, I say I'm Pete Wentz.
13. I got Beyonce's butt when I asked for J.Lo's.
14. I love you Jenny, I really do.
15. I only know where 1/2 my tattoo's came from.
16. When I poop, I get a boner.
17. I want to be a scientologist just so people WON'T talk to me.
18. I sing along at the Opera.
19. I wish I was Cher...and I'm a guy.
20. I keep the ashes of my dead dog in my bathtub and I don't tell my guests.
21. I speak fluent Boobah.
22. The first time I reached first base was with my dog.
23. I love Pokemon.
24. I played a dancing cucumber in an onlne video.
25. I think I really am the pink power ranger.
26. I sweat more than any normal person should.
27. I frequently imagine myself married to an oompa loompa.
28. I'm a balding, 52 y/o man and I still attend All-American Rejects concerts (And Emma and Jessica hate me because I am bald).
29. During the day I'm a mom but at night I like smoking weed and scrapbooking.
30. I stick my fingers in wet cracks
in the sidwalk and write my name.
31. I fake being afraid of squirrels to sit close to people.
32. I always thought I'd have his babies...not her.
33. When I was little, I used to talk to ribbons.
34. All my secrets can be viewed on myspace.
35. I secretly wish I was a Back Street Boy.
36. WILLIAM BECKETT!!
37. When I get nervous, my butt sweats.
38. You are my dirty little secret.
39. I eat poop.

Check it:
www.myspace.com/churchoflatterdayrejects

If you wished to see the actually secret cards, the pics are here. Enjoy, and join if you would like!

IT'S FUN!!!

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