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Crush these rosters, paid fifty per head like russian mobsters
I've never been bled...
Though I'm the type to CUT my losses
Anthony Salvatore spreads the light amongst the darkness
We all know he's inhuman but I'm just fuckin monstrous
I push free weights and he's on his mother's nautilus
The only time he's benched is for never scoring
Happen often kid?
I don't know cuz I'm a STAR as bright as Arcturus
...the shit I'm dropping
I pop a squat so much I tear my cartilage
I'm out of this world, martian? The thought of it oughta get
A larger crowd response than the weight of your daughter is
Serial fornicating, raping like a lyrical sodomist
Dig my dick so deep our kids birthplace is Tartarus
An art of spit that scares death from its depths
This.... shit is graded on a curve like miss america contestants
Big Mario grab a flower or we won't see flames
And hit up your old friends cuz none of them vote these days...

-TDW

I'm one of a kind, an ace of hearts/ on top of a royal flush, it's time to play ya cards/
always seein' the gym, for what, you still can't RAISE THE BAR//
you don't wanna see me, I'll open your style side ways, kid, no doubt I'll annihilate it/
kids w{HOLE} souls'll get violated/I'm talkin' about your virginity'll get dilated/
dawg, I end the weak like friday, bitch//
call barrack's campaign manager 'cause this is real politics/
how you expect a vote when hip-hop called ya quits/
better ask somebody, I fuck everybody I meet--never monogamous/
you ain't everything wack but you're damn sure a lot of it//
why you writin' rhymes again, stay not writin', nobody likes a quitter/
any shit ya drop as a battle cat, pussy I got ya kitten litter/
and change ya mom's diet too, her titty milk tastes like fuckin' liver//



I still got NUFFIN but heart for you, daddy! But you done, son--YOU DONE!!

Wow do I sense a renaissance in this mofo??? Two old heads clashin again bringin a lil life back... I digs.

Anyhoo I've seen better from both of you but TDW gets it barely.... the cut my losses line was aight.

Vote TDW

Yeah... I bet you've seen better from both of us. Considering Mario and I abandoned this site forever ago and wrote our verses in a matter of minutes. Next time I want to go 100% I'll be sure to give you advance notification, chief.

Well gee golly gumdrops an extra comment dripping with sarcasm. I should expect nothing less. I guess you must think I still frequent this forum on a regular basis.

vote-vodka

Inhuman, whas poppin. Real talk, you droppin recycled lines that I've heard a million times before....simply put.

well shit, son--what you want from me? i ain't gonna drop my best material on riff raff (not sayin' this is--but you get the point)...when somebody posts some fire against me, they'll get fire!! haha, damn!! it's called the use of force spectrum, I'm not gonna pop a cap in somebody's ass for talkin' about my momma...proportionate responses, take notes! I fired off what I thought would be good enough to pick up the votes.

that was like a five-minute job, mang... I thought the wordplay was straight, and if you expect me to turn shit to gold, alchemy lessons are out 'til the summer semester!

funkytoez--I'm not surprised but I'm still surprised y'all post here, kyle, wayne?? who else is still around? Rok?? KKD?? Native?? Genzer?? i see tearz still around, Abacus??

One of your lines against me sounded like a 90% rewrite of a J-Zone bar from a Celph collabo. Don't see me callin' you on it though... why--'cause ain't nothin' new under the sun, I'm sure it's an innocent coincidence. While you might think you're the first to speak on somethin', that'd be arrogant. REAL TALK!!

I think that's real amateur to critique your opponent on the side. but maybe I gave you too much credit to possess some etiquette. Either way 'nough said--P3@cE!

Speech Rok is still around. He posts under the name Rich Deluxe.

So I shouldn't vote on this!? My bad. Yall takin this shit too seriously. We are all adults now, no?...I could give a fuck less about a vote. I'm just glad to have a reason to post. Memories,yo. This used to be my SHIT!

'sides....you gotta take whatever votes u can get these days. Ain't like it used to be...

vote: Mr. Vodka



..not that inhumans was all that bad, but it was like you guys were in two seperate weight categories.. so inhumans hard hits.... didnt quite upper cut the guts outta mr. vodkas nuts.

vodka had more punch....vote vodka

I can't really vote.
both verses had good and bad.
TDW's was more raw in parts but too much science shit that would go over most peoples heads.

Fuck it,

Vote - Inhuman because I was cracking up at the end and that's the mood I was in when I read it. I wanted to read comedy.

Coulda went either way though. Just depended on my mood tonight. lol

pretenders can't recognize real, I'm sorry hip-hop, these kids make a mock of you/
so I'll get methodical, write somethin' awful cool, then act like the lights in their apartment too and fuckin' go off on you/
my VERSES are straight end of man kind like REVELATIONS in the bible/
tony, I heard you spit, you need to quit rap and holla at Paula on American Idol/
put them steroids down too before your bitch tits start to lactate/
tryin'a act street, only time your ciphers was on a sidewalk was trash day//
you and these goofy new jacks the reason nas said hip-hop's dead/
don't test me, I'm like any hustler with a con--I RIP OFF heads//
how anybody 'round here thinks they hip-hop is somethin' really magical/
and you lucky I like you, 'cause if I didn't--I'd read your verse back to you...

Man, your ego needs to re-enter earth space
you got long lines like the DMV after workdays
I'm at fault like an earthquake
Cuz when I drop first.. faces..
get whiter than when the California surf breaks
You're lucky that we ain't on battle cat
I'd spit that gravel track..
And kill you at your birthplace
I need your lab address by thursday..
..After new years...
So I can ship autotune to your producer..
Maneuvers like mine kill cats that be actin rude
Quoting Iceman, "It's not your flying, its your attitude"
Strap a tool, you got "hoes", don't lie to me..
I'm not street but you're the "home and garden" variety
Start a diary bout how you can't deal with being gay
Hiphop has CHANGED, kid and play had you crushin in sixth grade
"Get Low" before I split with six blades
And "Make It Rain" on em with blood from your juggular vein
You passed on the flower... at least take a mushroom
"YOU'RE WONDERING HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MAD MAN GET CUT LOOSE"

SLAYED!
TDW

(Wrote this before new years, and the last line is quoting Microphone Nut in the Big L song "Da Graveyard")

Know your hiphop.

That round goes to J.D. for doing more with less. That verse was funny....I gotta admit. Last line sewed it up.

sucks that this battle got NO attention after the 1st round. p.s. i wrote that verse from my phone, lol, fuck didn't realize how long it was.

Both were really good but...
Ole dangone JD got it.
His verse was more insulting on a personal level as well as just raw.
Vodkas verse was good, don't get me wrong...
It had some nostalgic disses, but the verse was more of an "I'm the shit",
kinda verse you'd hear in a regular track, and not as much of a diss track.

*Goes back to listning to Wayne Hancock

JD round two better disses


great battle though....really dope shit out of both