I was just told that one of my favorite fighting games was made into a movie...King of Fighters.
...at first I was like aw shit...the that smile was immediatly wiped from my face once i was told the story line, cast of characters, and who plays what...
...<deep breath>...
...Iori wears a hockey mask...
...Kyo is some white kid that doesn't know how to fight so he has to get trained <wtf>...
^...(pause)...'the fuck a white kid get named Kyo Kusanagi?...
...Terry Bogard is a fucking CIA agent...
...Everyone falls into some time warp ala Mortal Kombat and now they have to fight each other...(GAY)
...the hero of the whole thing is Kyo...
Once again some white kid is the fucking hero in some Japanese creation...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
...They remade Dragon Ball...
...They pu out that Chun Li garbage...
...that forbidden kingdom flick would've been better if it did not center around that fake ass ralph Macio wanna be with the fucking homo ponytail...
what's next?...Naruto gets played by Zack Ephron and the back drop is New York City 3030?...
....I need a drink...
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