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 Post subject: Movie Trailers
PostPosted: 01/28/08 01:28:56 PM 
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Post any upcoming movie trailers in here



Forbidden Kingdom
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/forbiddenkingdom/trailer1a/
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This movie is shot in China and stars Jackie Chan and Jet Li along with Michael A. Angarano. I am really tired of these types of movies and am disappointed in Jet and Jackie for continuing to make them. Basic premise for the story is young white guy loves martial arts movies, young white guy finds artifact, young white guy is transported magically to warlord era China, meets many Asians who know how to fight, young white guy is cause of ensuing beef and picks up martial arts in a week's time to fight, all the while meeting beautiful young Asian woman who none of the Asian guys have had a chance with, but likely would fuck the shit out of, young white guy taps that, beats the bad guys and is hero of history. They just basically are remaking Last Samurai without all the drama, but what do you expect from Jackie Chan...he hasn't made a serious movie in decades. Its Jet Li that I am mostly disappointed in, obviously going back on his word of no more martial arts flicks. I guess its about the dough. Seriously, would it hurt if Hollywood tried to reverse this formula JUST ONCE??!! Are they that offended about an Asian guy scoring some blond puss? If they are that hard up about creating a crossover hit, just call me and make a movie called, "Yung Man Ding Go" starring D. Arthur Idi, about a young, handsome and net-savvy Black man who works at a liquor store who drops a bottle of beer at work and is transported to Nazi Germnay where he is the cause of a war between two brigades of female soldiers who fall into chaos for the tragedy of not enough Black dick to go around. The hero has no need for a gun because of his incredible knack for cockslapping down his enemies in a single blow. After "brainwashing" all the female soldiers of the 3rd Reich, D. Arthur Idi then convinces The Fuhrer himself to punch himself in the face repeatedly...to death, then ending WWII and bolstering the expected cheers in the Jewish ghettos that D. Arthur Idi is that dude.
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 Post subject: Trailer: War/Dance
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War/Dance

http://www.apple.com/trailers/thinkfilm ... e/trailer/

A documentary about Africans dancing their troubles away. This movie won a bunch of Sundance Film festival awards. Why am I not surprised? If we're lucky, it'll be made into a Broadway play starring Tracy Morgan.

Remind me to slap these two if I ever meet them on a subway.

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 Post subject: Trailer: How She Move
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How She Move
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount ... owshemove/

This is a movie about a Black girl who moves back to the ghetto wondering what happened to that White girl who dated that Black guy. She realizes its where kids don't have a chance in the ruthless streets, unless...they dance their troubles away.


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the newest Disney/Pixar flick Wall-E

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/walle/large2.html

I'm just posting this cuz when he says his name at the end, his voice cracks me up :afro:


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 Post subject: Re: 13 Tzameti
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L.D. Wordsmith v2.0 wrote:
13 Tzameti

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/13tzameti/trailer/ Highly recommended.



Just watch the trailer.


Goddamn!! :cantbelieve:

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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Will Smith is back at it this summer.

Hancock

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rZQQgvhn4jg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/


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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
PostPosted: 02/08/08 08:32:22 PM 
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Chris P. wrote:

actual doesn't look that bad

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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MrEncinas wrote:
Chris P. wrote:

actual doesn't look that bad


Will Smith needs to do a movie where he isn't the only star. I think he's still just a supporting actor. Hollywood really limits his range.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
PostPosted: 02/23/08 03:30:39 PM 
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are you having a laugh?

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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are you having a laugh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SK3y1a8TYs

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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L.D. Wordsmith v2.0 wrote:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thehappening/

M. Night Shymalamananan has yet to disappoint me. I doubt this would be an exception.


Night is a good director but he sucks at writing and yet he insists on writing all his films...he needs to stop being up his fucking ass cos he made one really dope film(Unbreakable) and two ok ones (Signs and Sixth Sense) everything else is done sucked. he should work with proper film writers and stop thinking hes some genius at writing.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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d_realword wrote:
L.D. Wordsmith v2.0 wrote:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thehappening/

M. Night Shymalamananan has yet to disappoint me. I doubt this would be an exception.


Night is a good director but he sucks at writing and yet he insists on writing all his films...he needs to stop being up his fucking ass cos he made one really dope film(Unbreakable) and two ok ones (Signs and Sixth Sense) everything else is done sucked. he should work with proper film writers and stop thinking hes some genius at writing.


I agree, except I also thought Signs, 6th Sense and Unbreakable were massive piles of arse

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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MZA wrote:
d_realword wrote:
L.D. Wordsmith v2.0 wrote:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thehappening/

M. Night Shymalamananan has yet to disappoint me. I doubt this would be an exception.


Night is a good director but he sucks at writing and yet he insists on writing all his films...he needs to stop being up his fucking ass cos he made one really dope film(Unbreakable) and two ok ones (Signs and Sixth Sense) everything else is done sucked. he should work with proper film writers and stop thinking hes some genius at writing.


I agree, except I also thought Signs, 6th Sense and Unbreakable were massive piles of arse


is there anything you like? hahahaha and people complain that i am a very angry dude...but i personally thought Sixth Sense was donkey ass but people seem to think highly of it..i like Unbreakable and signs was an average film.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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Omg are you guys serious? Signs is the worst film I have ever seen... I came embarrassed out of the cinema after watching it cos it was so crap... bad bad bad movie... had to clean my eyes with soap after watching it...


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http://youtube.com/watch?v=byKrCUk4JaA


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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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Omg are you guys serious? Signs is the worst film I have ever seen... I came embarrassed out of the cinema after watching it cos it was so crap... bad bad bad movie... had to clean my eyes with soap after watching it...

Damn, I liked the movie :oops:

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MrEncinas wrote:
Nessastar wrote:
Omg are you guys serious? Signs is the worst film I have ever seen... I came embarrassed out of the cinema after watching it cos it was so crap... bad bad bad movie... had to clean my eyes with soap after watching it...

Damn, I liked the movie :oops:


aw don't be embarrassed.. you're obviously not the only one on this site who has bad taste in movies... lol :D


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Nessastar wrote:
MrEncinas wrote:
Nessastar wrote:
Omg are you guys serious? Signs is the worst film I have ever seen... I came embarrassed out of the cinema after watching it cos it was so crap... bad bad bad movie... had to clean my eyes with soap after watching it...

Damn, I liked the movie :oops:


aw don't be embarrassed.. you're obviously not the only one on this site who has bad taste in movies... lol :D


what do you know about a good movie your idea of a good movie is one with Craig David, Donald Duck and has a lot of blood in it so it would shock people.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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well you're scared of horror movies...


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 Post subject: Re: Movie Trailers
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E l d r ¿ t c h wrote:


Booooooo.

Looked like Mad Max meets Demolition Man meets Red Sonia meets 24 Days.

Same shit, different title, same flat asses.

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