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This movie is shot in China and stars Jackie Chan and Jet Li along with Michael A. Angarano. I am really tired of these types of movies and am disappointed in Jet and Jackie for continuing to make them. Basic premise for the story is young white guy loves martial arts movies, young white guy finds artifact, young white guy is transported magically to warlord era China, meets many Asians who know how to fight, young white guy is cause of ensuing beef and picks up martial arts in a week's time to fight, all the while meeting beautiful young Asian woman who none of the Asian guys have had a chance with, but likely would fuck the shit out of, young white guy taps that, beats the bad guys and is hero of history. They just basically are remaking Last Samurai without all the drama, but what do you expect from Jackie Chan...he hasn't made a serious movie in decades. Its Jet Li that I am mostly disappointed in, obviously going back on his word of no more martial arts flicks. I guess its about the dough. Seriously, would it hurt if Hollywood tried to reverse this formula JUST ONCE??!! Are they that offended about an Asian guy scoring some blond puss? If they are that hard up about creating a crossover hit, just call me and make a movie called, "Yung Man Ding Go" starring D. Arthur Idi, about a young, handsome and net-savvy Black man who works at a liquor store who drops a bottle of beer at work and is transported to Nazi Germnay where he is the cause of a war between two brigades of female soldiers who fall into chaos for the tragedy of not enough Black dick to go around. The hero has no need for a gun because of his incredible knack for cockslapping down his enemies in a single blow. After "brainwashing" all the female soldiers of the 3rd Reich, D. Arthur Idi then convinces The Fuhrer himself to punch himself in the face repeatedly...to death, then ending WWII and bolstering the expected cheers in the Jewish ghettos that D. Arthur Idi is that dude.