As her fame-clock hits 15:01, Heather Mills is getting increasingly desperate for attention – including flirting with His Comboverness to get her way.

Mills almost backed out of the one gig that would actually have her, the Miss USA pageant, because she wouldn't sign a contract agreeing to let them show the broadcast again, says the New York Post. "She wants to get paid if they resell the footage," says a source. "Her ego is enormous, and it's getting bigger by the minute."

And to get her way, she flirted with Donald Trump, and was "really working it ... She was unprofessional." That just ruined our breakfast.