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David Letterman Jokes With "Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses"
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Posted on: March 11, 2008 11:11 PDT
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David Letterman

David Letterman had the "Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses" during a segment in his show Monday night, adding to the jokes made on the account of the New York governor.

Letterman said that Spitzer ran his campaign as attorney general by saying he would "arrest the crooks, beat 'em up and then arrest them again".

Letterman then announced his "Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses". The list goes as follows:

10. Oh, come on. Like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.

9. Hookers is fun.

8. Just trying to help the economy.

7. Have you ever been to Albany?

6. It's part of my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd."

5. Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died.

4. Uh, tainted beef?

3. Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it...you married fellows know what I'm talking about.

2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.

1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.

 

On Monday, Gov. Spitzer announced that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which would later be identified as the recent scandal at the Emperors Club VIP in New York.

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Posted By: FAYE ROBINSON
Date: Tue, Mar 11, 2008 08:58:31 PDT
SPITZER STORY NOTHIN IF YOU HEAR WHAT THE MAYOR OF DETROIT MI. DOING , KWAME KILPATRICK SEX LIES TEXT MASAGES MURDER STORY...CHECK IT OUT ON THE MAYOR'S WEB SITE IT' UNREAL HE'S BANGING WHORES AND HIS WIFE BEATS THEM WITH A BOARD...


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